How To Travel Like A Local When You’re A Tourist

Look, I’ve been there—trying to act like I’ve lived in a city my whole life when I can’t even pronounce half the street names. But hey, fake it till you make it, right? Here's how you can travel like a local.

1. Act like you're in a rush, even if you're not

Locals are always in a hurry. Late for work, meeting someone, picking up coffee—you name it. So when you're walking, look busy. Head up, fast pace, like you've got 12 things to do before noon. And never, never block the sidewalk.

I tried this in Tokyo, walked so fast I passed the café I was looking for three times. Still better than looking lost, though.

2. Pretend you already know how things work

Locals don’t fumble. Act like you’ve taken the metro a million times, even if you’ve only got one ticket left and zero ideas on how to use it. Watch other people—tap where they tap, walk where they walk. Easy.

Took a bus in Italy and confidently sat down without validating my ticket. The driver politely called me out in front of everyone. Smooth.

3. Don't get excited about the little things

You might want to take a hundred photos of a beautiful fountain, but guess what? That’s a regular Tuesday for locals. Snap a pic if you must, but keep it low-key. No posing in front of every statue.

I gasped when I saw my first baguette vending machine in Paris. Locals? They looked like it was just another day of fresh bread. I was way too impressed.

4. Fake phone calls

This is my secret weapon. When you’re in a tight spot, just pick up your phone and pretend to talk to someone. It’s the perfect escape plan. Lost? Make a fake call. Can’t read a menu? Make a fake call. It instantly makes you look like you’ve got a handle on things.

Made a fake call to avoid a scammer in Rome. The "call" lasted 15 minutes because I didn’t know how to walk away from it without looking even weirder.

5. Order something without looking at the menu

Locals don’t study menus like they’re preparing for an exam. They walk in, say what they want, and sit down. So just go for it—order something random with confidence. Even if it’s wrong, act like it’s exactly what you meant to get.

I did this in Greece and ended up with a plate of octopus. Turns out, I don’t like octopus. Ate it anyway.

6. Get lost with confidence

You’re going to get lost. It’s inevitable. But instead of stopping and looking around in panic, just keep walking like you meant to take that wrong turn. Eventually, you’ll stumble on something cool. Locals get lost too—they just don’t act like it’s a big deal.

I got lost in Lisbon and ended up at a random art gallery. Played it off like I was there on purpose. The lady at the front desk knew I wasn’t.

7. Look bored

This one’s weird, but it works. Locals aren’t amazed by their surroundings because they see them every day. So if you’re standing in front of an iconic landmark, try to look... slightly unimpressed.

Tried looking bored at the Trevi Fountain. Someone thought I was lost and offered to show me around. Total backfire.